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StrategyPage's Military Jokes and Military Humor
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Dumbest Officers?Which Service has the Dumbest Officers? *
- Well, in the Coast Guard the officers stay nice and dry on land, while the
enlisted people head out to sea in all sorts of weather.
- In the Army, the officers stand behind the troops and shout, "Attack!"
- In the Navy, the officers stand on the bridge and steer the ship into
action.
- In the Marine Corps, the officers stand in front of the troops and shout,
"Attack!"
- And in the Air Force?� Well,� the officers go off to battle in their pretty
flight suits, flying their expesnive toys, while the enlisted people head for
the club for a long one.
��� * Or, conversely, the smartest enlisted people.
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